i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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