would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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