Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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