yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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