It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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