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Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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