# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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