...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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