Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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