it's great music for shaving your balls
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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