Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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