Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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