I heard we made out
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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