are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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