You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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