I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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