Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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