sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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