He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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