i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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