I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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