girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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