i think my mom watched the whole time
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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