you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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