In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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