Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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