Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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