She's JV to your varsity
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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