Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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