No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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