I cockslap morals
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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