North Korea, Best Korea!
I just gift wrapped bread.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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