Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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