I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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