I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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