if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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