I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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