Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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