If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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