There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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