Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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