She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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