when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
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Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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