I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize