Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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