I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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