my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
They took my balls.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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