Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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