a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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