hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm both gender and math confused
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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